Rainy Boys (g, 2019, gen?????? you decide!!!!!)
This has less to do with The Last Shadow Puppets though and more to do with white boys holding hands.

“The important part is the rain,” Alex assures him.

“Is it?” says Miles. “I thought it was the popped collars.”

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aha. ahaha. Who remembers when I was like 15 and there was drama and I wrote srs bzns Arctic Monkeys fic.

a refresher for the gays out there

disclaimer: dreamofthem made me do it retroactively.

( the age of the understr8ment - 400 words of straight seduction )

5 Thing Arctic Monkeys Didn't Say When They Got Famous, Like for dreamofthem

( I WORSHIP THE GROUND YOU PISS ON )

Serious Arctic Monkeys fic. Somebody please shoot me. 5 Things Arctic Monkeys Said When They Got Famous Like for dreamofthem

I apologise in advance if you are offended with image of the music industry that I'm putting forth here.

( 5 Things Arctic Monkeys Said When They Got Famous Like. )

A Story Wherein Alex Turner Feels Left-Out
(any excuse to make fun of the Arctic Monkeys.)

( go home gay!! )

there was drama. and there was str8arcticslash. and everyone lived happily ever after.

the best story I've ever written. end of.

( Dominic Masters/Alex Turner )